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[jollyholiday]

character info.
NAME. Mary bloomin' Poppins. SERIES. Mary Poppins. AGE. Unknown and it's rude to ask. HEIGHT&WEIGHT. 5'7". APPEARANCE. Pretty as a picture.	STATUS. ■■■■■ | SUPERCALIFRAJUSODIT. Landed on a bizarre boat in the middle of what appears to be a sea-bound hell? Nothing wrong here. LODGINGS. Arrived | Week 14 Staying | Room 212
developments.
RESIDENCE. Room 216 POSSESSIONS.  The clothes on her back and a large carpet bag containing; one large mirror with gilt frame. Two lamps; one desk-sized one standing. One large metal hat stand. One potted plant. One bottle of never-ending medicine. One highly unusual measuring tape. Two spare sets of clothes; one red, one grey (current apparel deep blue with black coat, black hat and lilac shoes). Two spare blouses. One spare set of shoes (pink). One powder compact (colour varies). Two sets of spare gloves (black, leather). One far-too-talkative parrot-handled umbrella. One travel-sized, folding map of London (extended version). WEAPONS. One very hefty metal hatstand and all the wit in the world EXPLORATION. Oh my yes, never one to turn down a brisk walk in the park. GOALS. Fix shit.
permissions.
TRIGGERS. Dirty dishes possibly child abuse. MEDICAL INFO. Practically perfect in every way. MENTAL INFO. Sound as a pound. FOURTH-WALLING. Absolutely, she does it herself. PHYSICAL CONTACT. If necessary. Not a very touchy-feely person on the whole though and don't be too amazed if you get a slap for being less than gentlemanly. ROMANCE/SEXUAL RELATIONS. Unlikely. Currently in a long distance ambiguous relationship with a very dapper chimney-sweep. INJURE/KILL. Certainly but do ask permission, it's only polite dear. DEVICE HACKING. Mmmnope. Preferably not. THREADJACKING. If it seems appropriate heavens yes. ANYTHING ELSE. Wash behind those ears young man you could plant a field of potatoes back there.
GIVEN PERMISSIONS. none none none none none